Random Musings from any given night in an Inner City Emergency Room

Michelle! QUIT PICKING YOUR FACE! -mother to daughter in skid row

Oh no......can I catch a bladder infection? She's given me an STD before.- M, late 50's

You don't have to be black to look like Oprah! - Meghann, RN

Is my sperm supposed to be lumpy? -M,

T-Shirts seen in the Emergency Room

1.) Talk shit, get hit

2.) The one with the pussy makes the rules.

3.) It's not going to lick itself!